Glorious Gulags

Personal Information that We Definitely Don't Not Not Not Know Already
First Name:


Middle Initial:


Last Name:


Date of Creation:


Phone Number:


Date of Lenin's Revolution:


Address:


Email Address:


Select the location(s) of which you have lived in.
I have lived in Siberia
I have lived in the Urals
I have lived in Western Russia (Belarus, Around Moscow, Ukraine)
I have lived in Central Asia (Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, etc)

A Few Questions for a Comrade

Do you want to work in the Gulags?


Yes
Of Course!
I want to live there!

Do you need food?

Of Course Not!
No!
Food is for the weak!

What is your Gender?

Man
Woman
Unknown

Select the main colours that every comrade has to know:

How many micrograms of food have you had in your life?
(note: eating over 10 micrograms results in immediate execution.)


Select factories of which you want to work (All of which are owned by the government)
Armored Vehicle Corp.
Armed Infantry Inc.
Red Sky Co.
"Supplies" Dropping Inc.


Where would you want to be buried?




Where would you want to fight?




Write about how glorious our government is!

Contact Information
Phone Number Email Address
(321)-Gul-lags gloriousgulags@stalin.rev